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Subject: RE: All Gassers will end up in Hell
Date: Friday, March 05, 2004
Time: 6:34:46 PM
Remote Address: 220.127.116.11
Message ID: 97303
Parent ID: 97229
Thread ID: 97229
To what religious denomination do you belong? I think it would be exceedingly humorous if you were a Jehovah's Witness. I had a co-worker who, at the behest of his then new wife, wanted him to enroll in the JW indoctrination classes (NOTE: The JW referenced herein is not related to our own heathen Cardinal Fang for which I'm sure he is grateful). Among other things, my co-worker was told that there were 144,000 spaces in JW heaven. That means that even if a person were as virtuous as a combination of the Pope, Mother Teresa, and Gandhi, he would not get in if the spots were filled. Considering the number of people who have lived and died throughout all Earth history, the chances of a "No Vacancy" sign are pretty good.
Even if you are not a Jehovah's Witness, you still strike me as someone who does not display the trait of independent thought. You seem to parrot the party line without any individual analysis of its credibility. When you were young, did you wash too tenaciously behind your ears (all the way to your brain)? Perhaps you grew up in Colorado City, AZ? Do you have lots and lots of brothers and sisters? Do you know who your daddy is but aren't sure about your momma? Would a swim in your gene pool barely get your feet wet?
I seem to recall the Biblical passage when Jesus and the two thieves were being crucified. Did not one of them repent to Jesus at that time and gain access to Heaven even at that last minute? If God were willing to forgive a lifetime of thievery (and who knows what else), don't you think he would cut some slack to people who happen to like Satisfaction, Jumpin' Jack Flash, Brown Sugar, and Start Me Up or is it the music thing? If it is the music thing, I refer you to the previous paragraph about Colorado City.
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