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Subject: Starbuck's list of things done while "stoned"
Date: Friday, March 05, 2004
Time: 1:10:48 PM
Remote Address: 126.96.36.199
Message ID: 97245
Parent ID: 97229
Thread ID: 97229
here's my list of things i've done while under the influence of the stones:
1. italian squirrel molestation
2. back alley horse circumcisions
3. drinking a 12 pack of "olympia"
4. pulled fire alarms at multiple senior citizen retirement complexes
5. voted for dubya
6. bought a $600,000 house (no, wait, that was from joshie's list)
7. ran over mrs mcglibbard at the corner of 12th and hennepin on my harley
8. freebased an entire orange peel, then spent the night discussing debating with cher whether or not trees dream
9. doled out papercuts to random first graders
10. porcupine mailbombs
keno....PLEASE do not take this thread down....its too hilariious!!!!
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