Name: RNC
E-Mail: we_are_nuts@RNC.com
Subject: Republican convention Schedue
Date: Saturday, May 15, 2004
Time: 11:12:34 AM
Remote Address: 168.143.113.138
Message ID: 109021
Parent ID: 0
Thread ID: 109021

Republican convention Schedue

REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE

New York, NY

6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Fallwell

6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance

6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)

6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing

6:46 PM Seminar #1 Getting your kid a military deferment

7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong

7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries

7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner.

8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next

8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh

8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children

8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)

8:50 PM Seminar #2 Corporations: The government of the future

9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin'Dat Man"

9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong

9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: The real cause of forest fires

9:30 PM Break for secret meetings

10:00 PM Second prayer led by Cal Thomas

10:15 PM Lecture by Carl Rove: Doublespeak made easy

10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho

10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare.

10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory kevlar chastity belt

10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black republicans

10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong

10:50 PM Seminar #3 Education: a drain on our nation's economy.

11:10 PM Hillary Clinton Pinata

11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: Evolutionists: The dangerous new cult

11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again.

11:35 PM Blame Clinton

11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies

11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself

12:00PM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

• Republican convention Schedue by RNC on 5/15/2004 11:12:34 AM <-- You Are Here
• RE: Republican convention Schedue by Bleeding Volcano on 5/15/2004 11:29:00 AM
• RE: RE: Republican convention Schedue by Demon Life on 5/15/2004 12:00:21 PM
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• Respectfully No Comment by 999 on 5/15/2004 2:15:48 PM
• RE: RE: RE: Republican convention Schedue by Grown Up All Wrong on 5/16/2004 9:15:05 AM
• RE: RE: RE: Republican convention Schedue by Demon Life on 5/16/2004 10:17:22 AM
• RE: RE: RE: RE: Republican convention Schedue by Grown Up All Wrong on 5/16/2004 3:38:16 PM
• RE: Republican convention Schedue by Wayne on 5/16/2004 8:32:32 AM
• RE: RE: Republican convention Schedue by Darrel Jones on 5/17/2004 1:19:24 AM

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