Posted by Rrose Selavy on December 23, 1999 at 00:55:02:
In Reply to: Very hypothetic question! posted by Lone Crap Shooter on December 22, 1999 at 16:15:39:
: Imagine that scenery:
Given: 1. the waterfall
2. the lighting gas
Brian & Mick have a swordfight and fall into the moat. Keith & Tony shoot water rats and feed them to their geese. This flock of carnivorous geese soon over-runs nearby London Towne. It baffles science. Brian announces himself more popular than Jesus - "Could YOU Walk on the water?" he sneers. Berber jewelry jangling down the street. Much of 1969 is wasted deciding what shade of lipstick to wear. Enraged over Brian's pioneering use of eyeshadow, Mick erases all of the mellotron tracks on Exile. Keith skips H and embraces Scientology. A mixup at the home office accidently releases "Monkey Grip Glue" as the Stones' new single and the band is laughed out of show biz. Their popular cartoon series is cancelled. Bill is reduced to hawking hamburgers.
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