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Name: Cockroach
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Subject: RE: RE: RE: Important Message for Gomper (NSC)
Date: Tuesday, February 09, 2016
Time: 9:50:02 PM
Remote Address: 68.191.60.90
Message ID: 301718
Parent ID: 301705
Thread ID: 301689
2K Man...your post reminds me a LOT about the days I was the Network Administrator for a company with 300+ workers. I'd get those stupid answers all the time. So, eventually, I stopped asking that question and changed it to "what porn site were you on when it happened?" LOL!!! They usually had a "deer in the headlights" expression before they'd respond by saying, "I wasn't looking at porn."
Well, I got so tired of hearing that BS, I went in on a Sunday (when the place was shut down) and installed my own "monitoring" program. After that, I was able to see EXACTLY what each and every employee was doing on the 'Net. It was VERY "eye-opening" to say the least. I was also able to take over their machines and confuse the hell out of them. LOL!!! Then, I had our programmer write a program that showed up as a pop-up whenever any employee was doing anything they shouldn't have been doing. Thus, whenever one of the employees' went to a porn site, the pop-up would read, "You are not being paid to look at porn. Leave NOW or suffer the consequences! Roger" (the president of the company). The funniest thing that happened was when Roger (and some other execs at the company) received that message. It BLEW their minds! LMAO!
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